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The Meaning of 'Down Under':   

It’s all arbitrary ... or is it?                   

The Australian perspective will obviously clear the matter up:

To Australians, the maps shown here are obviously incorrect.  Australia is really located in the centre of

the world, not at its side. 

And because Australia is nowadays 'world class' in all things (including dwarf throwing*) and is 'world's

best practice' as a nation (i.e. still practising to be a nation more often than any other country), 'Down

Under' should really be on top (as it would be in the Rugby World - if it weren't for New Zealand).

Use of the term 'Down Under' - assigned to Australia (and later to NZ) by the Greenwich Ministry for Silly

Names, at first met with a puzzled look and some initial resistance by most Australians (who would

prefer to simply be known as 'Bruce'),

However tired of constantly becoming lost near the North Pole, in 1965 Qantas  pilots successfully led a

movement to have the term officially accepted (thereby helping them find their way home more often

than not, on return flights overseas).

The reason for the original dislike of the tag by Aussies is not readily clear.  It may have been the

likelihood of being seriously injured when all those dominoes collapsed, and fell down (under) from Red

China ... possibly caused not only by gravity and the loss of Vietnam, but the sheer weight of the 'yellow

hordes' alone.

But some speculate that being down under and basically looking up the skirt of the world could lead to a

gaol term and even become an unnecessary distraction.  After all both Australia and New Zealand are

better known for their world-class sheep (and 12 meter yachts) ... and along with flies, have lots of

them.

[Footnote: All those flies may explain Australians' reputation for having once developed equally world-class 'bullshit

detectors' ... a great help in not being kept down under.  But increasingly 'experts' agree this reputation is now threatened

by the arrival of some mindbloggling new technology - the internet - where baring your soul daily over breakfast, with a

webcam capturing in its totality your act of opening a milk carton, has become a superior substitute to taking action

itself.]

* And also world class architecture

 

In theory, Australia (and NZ) are located

way down under the Earth's equator - at

least that's what a school atlas or two

seem to suggest ... but much of Africa and

South America also lie south of the

Equator, so what gives?!

'Down Under' or 'Up Over'

Sitting in space, are you looking at Planet Earth from above or below?

Depending on your answer, where are Australia and New Zealand now

located - above or below, north or south, west or east?

It's all a matter of perspective, but if  more help is needed:

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